classy lassie

here's to the first installment of what could probably be referred to as "blog suicide."
i assure you that there will be more installments.

what's the best way to better yourself?
look at inspirational photographs of other successful humans and try to pinpoint exactly where you went wrong.
exhibit 1:

(i know it's old, but it still brings meaning to my life every time i gaze...)

what am i doing wrong?
obviously wearing pants.

sweetheart, that's not even really considered a tunic...